Parenting with a Story
Real-Life Lessons in Character for Parents and Children to Share
Author: Paul Smith
Pub Date: November 2014
Print Edition: $16.00
Print ISBN: 9780814433577
Page Count: 272
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The destiny of the world is determined less by the battles that are lost and won than by the stories it loves and believes in. —Howard Goddard
Perhaps the most memorable lesson I ever learned about becoming an
adult occurred at the most unexpected place and time: in a crowded
restaurant on Secretary’s Day, April 1986. Still a teenager and a freshman
in college, I had a part-time job at a local furniture manufacturing company.
My father was an executive there, and he helped me get a job as a
file clerk in the personnel office. I discovered that each year on that day,
all the bosses took their administrators and clerical staff out to lunch.
That meant a free lunch for me.
To make it easy, the company reserved every seat in a local restaurant.
About fifty managers and more than a hundred “secretaries” showed up
that day. In preparation for so many guests, the restaurant prepared only
two meal options: a club sandwich and quiche lorraine. It’s important to
recognize that this event happened shortly after the publication of the
bestselling book Real Men Don’t Eat Quiche by Bruce Feirstein, a tongue-
in-cheek look at the feminization of the American male.
So as the waitress was making her rounds taking orders, it was no
surprise that all the men ordered the club sandwich and most of the
women ordered the quiche. Until they got to my dad, that is, who was
sitting within earshot of me. He looked up from the menu and said,
“Hmm . . . I’ve never had quiche before. I tell you what, why don’t you
bring me half a quiche and half a club sandwich. That way, if I don’t like
the quiche, I’ll still have the sandwich.”
Within seconds, the abuse began. The men at the table called my father’s
masculinity into question in more creative ways than I had imagined
possible at that point in my life. Awkward and embarrassing don’t
begin to describe how it feels for a boy still in his teenage years to watch
his father be ridiculed in such a manner. Needless to say, when it was my
turn to order, I quickly picked the club sandwich.
After ten or fifteen minutes of ribbing, my father seemed to have had
enough and called the waitress back over. “Thank God!” I thought. “Just
pacify these jerks and let’s get on with lunch.” The waitress arrived and
Dad said, as expected, “I’m sorry. I need to change my order. I ordered
half a quiche and half a club sandwich.” Howls of success and a round of
high fives erupted at the table as the other men celebrated their victory.
Their aim had been to break my father’s will with their ridicule, and appar-
ently they had just done it.
What came next, however, shocked me and everyone else. He continued,
“Take back the half a club sandwich and bring me the whole
damn quiche!” A stunned silence fell over the table of now slack-jawed
To this day, I still don’t know if my father likes quiche. But on that
particular day he ate every bite with a smile on his face.
My respect and admiration for my father rose to a whole new level
that day. He showed everyone at that table that he was man enough to eat
anything he liked and didn’t care what they thought about it. He showed
them that he refused to be defined by social norms. And he showed me,
his son, something of what it means to be a real man.
Twenty-eight years later, I have two sons of my own. I’ve shared this story
with both of them on several occasions when I saw them confronting peer
pressure. My goal, of course, is to give them the courage to stand up to
that pressure, but also to give them a successful way to respond.
If a classmate teases my son Matthew that his pants aren’t sagging off
his waist enough, as is unfortunately fashionable these days, now I simply
prompt him, “Eat the quiche, son.” Recalling the story, he’d then follow
the example set by my father. Instead of doing less of what he’s being
teased for, he’d do it more! He’d pull his pants up even higher and say,
“There, is that better?”
You can imagine the confused look on his tormentor’s face and the
retort, “No, you dummy, I said they’re too high!” Another tug and his
pants are now up to mid-torso, followed quickly by “How about now?”
You can see how his adversary would rapidly become exasperated and
But notice three other things about this story. First, I hope you can see
how simply advising children to “stand up to peer pressure” or to “be
yourself” is less likely to help them navigate this situation. Platitudes that
seem profound in a pithy piece of prose are surprisingly unhelpful to child-
ren in a real-life situation. They’re too vague and abstract. “What exactly
does it mean to ‘be myself’ or to ‘stand up to peer pressure’? Should I walk
away, start a fight, or just ignore them?” At the other end of the spectrum,
telling children exactly what to do in every situation is overly prescriptive
and doesn’t leave them room to think for themselves. But a story like the
one above gives them a concrete idea for how to respond without just
telling them what to do. As keenly observed by Hannah Arendt, “Storytelling
reveals meaning without committing the error of defining it.”
Second, the story does something else platitudes and advice won’t do.
It shows the hero in the story succeeding, a success that could be theirs if
they follow the hero’s lead. My experience with children (and especially
teenagers) is that they have a natural distrust of advice doled out by old
people (i.e., you!). So why should they believe that “standing up to peer
pressure” would have an outcome they’ll be happy with? But after hearing
that story, they can judge for themselves and won’t have to take your
word for it.
Last, notice that the story represents an unexpected moment of clarity
in someone’s life, in this case, mine. I was just having lunch. I wasn’t
expecting to learn anything, much less anything important in my journey
to manhood. Almost thirty years later, after spending most of my career
as a consumer researcher and the last five years as an author, conducting
hundreds of interviews and documenting more than 1,500 personal stories,
I’ve concluded this: To most people, these unexpected moments of
clarity represent their most meaningful, insightful, and memorable experien-
ces that have the longest-term impact on their lives. When such a
moment is shared with a loved one, it can become one of that person’s
most impactful moments as well.
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